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[Chad]
Last season on Chad Powers...
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- Down, set, hut!
- [grunting]
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[announcer] For Russ Holliday,
if you're a quarterback,
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you dream about this.
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He dropped it at the 1-yard line!
That's a live football!
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[crowd cheering]
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[Mike] I guess it's up to me
to say the hard stuff,
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Russ Holliday's athletic career is over.
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Open tryouts for quarterback!
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Does Coach Hudson really think
some stud quarterback's
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just gonna appear out of thin air?
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You're Russ Holliday.
Maybe I can help you!
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[whistle blows]
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[♪ intense music playing]
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Who's 200?
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His name's Chad Powers, Coach.
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[players cheering]
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Chad, really turned
some heads out there today.
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♪
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- [speaker] It's Chad, right?
- Who are you?
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I'm Gerry Dougan.
Let's go be bonded as men forever.
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I came by to tell you I'm gon' be takin'
a more active leadership role.
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- Gonna shitcan me next?
- Sure might.
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[crowd cheering]
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[grunts, yells]
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- [whistle blows]
- [wailing]
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[crowd cheering]
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You were born for this moment.
Tonight, you'll become a Catfish.
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[excited yelling]
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Don't get me wrong,
I like that you're good.
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I'd like you even if you weren't.
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Since when does Russ Holliday care about
people being nice to him?
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Well, she's not nice to Russ,
she's nice to Chad.
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She'd probably hate Russ.
I doubt she's into fuckboys.
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[moaning]
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[Coach Hudson] Oh, here's someone else
I'd like you to meet.
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This is my wife, Wendy.
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That's how I wind up fuckin' Russ Holliday
in the back of his Cybertruck!
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Hey Ricky, I think
I'm having a heart attack.
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[♪ tense music playing]
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You're Russ Holliday.
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When that bus leaves tomorrow,
I'll bet she's on it.
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You know why?
'Cause of you.
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It's real, this team is real.
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The realest part
is how I feel about you, Coach.
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Wanna know what I feel for... Russ?
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After that Rose Bowl, I wish that
you would've just killed yourself.
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If you don't stay away,
I will tell the whole world.
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No, you won't.
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If you out Chad, our wins will be vacated,
the season will be done.
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Program would get the death penalty.
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Where the fuck were ya, Chad?!
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I'm in here cleanin' up
for five fuckin' years!
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Jesus Christ, do you believe
any of this bullshit?!
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[Ricky] Hey!
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Chad's here, he's starting,
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and we're gonna beat Georgia
for Coach Hudson!
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[all cheering]
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[team] [chanting]
Fish! Fish! Fish!
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[♪ "The Promise" by When In Rome playing]
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[footsteps thudding]
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♪ If you need a friend ♪
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♪ Don't look to a stranger ♪
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♪ You know in the end ♪
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♪ I'll always be there ♪
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♪ And when you're in doubt ♪
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♪ And when you're in danger ♪
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♪ Take a look all around... ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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♪ And I'll be there ♪
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♪ I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking
of the right words to say ♪
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♪ I know they don't sound the way
I planned them to be ♪
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♪ But if you wait around a while,
I'll make you fall for me... ♪
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- ♪ I promise, I promise you... ♪
- [crowd cheering]
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Go Fish!
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Woo! Let's go, boys!
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[cheering continues]
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- ♪ And if I had to walk the world ♪
- Hi.
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♪ I'd make you fall for me ♪
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♪ I promise you ♪
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♪ I promise you I will... ♪
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Alright.
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How's it going? Go Fish!
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♪ I will ♪
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- How we feel, men?
- [players] Good.
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- Yeah, yeah. You feel good, don't you?
- Yes, sir.
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Riding a little winning streak, ain't you?
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- Yeah.
- Went up in Athens
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- and beat Georgia's ass, didn't you?
- Yes, sir!
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[Coach Dobbs] We played
for Coach Hudson, didn't we?
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We played for Coach Hudson!
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- Let's go.
- Yes, we did. Yes, we did.
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Gentlemen, I want you,
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I want you to visualize the individuals
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that you're gon' be across from today.
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- [Coach Byrd] Mm-hmm.
- And I want you to picture that
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each one of them motherfuckers
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is that individual who put
Coach Hudson in the hospital.
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- Woo!
- You know who I'm talking about!
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- Yeah!
- Russ motherfuckin' Holliday!
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[players shouting, booing]
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That's who I wanna take
up to my taxidermist up in Macon
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'cause I wanna have his head
on my fuckin' wall!
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- You understand what I'm sayin'?!
- [players shouting, cheering]
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I wanna hear
from my starting quarterback...
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- [player] Let's go, [indistinct].
- ...Powers.
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ Ain't no mountain high,
ain't no valley low ♪
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♪ Ain't no river wide enough, baby ♪
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Remember? Remember the Titans. That's us.
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- No.
- [Chad] We're the Titans.
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- No, we're not. Fuck that.
- We-We could be.
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[Coach Dobbs] No, we're not.
Hey, hey,
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we wanna skull drag
these motherfuckers.
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I want you to fuck 'em
in the earhole!
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[players cheering]
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[all] [chanting] Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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♪ If you need me, call me ♪
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♪ No matter where you are ♪
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- ♪ No matter how far ♪
- [chanting continues]
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♪ 'Cause, baby, there ain't no ♪
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- [team cheering]
- ♪ Mountain high enough ♪
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♪ Ain't no-- ♪
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- [staffer] Coach Hudson!
- Hey.
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- [staffer] Did you find us okay?
- No, it was impossible to find.
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But I'm used to being down below.
This works.
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Well, if you get tired
or you need anything, just let us know.
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It's 3:30 in the afternoon.
Why would I be tired?
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I don't-- I don't know.
B-Because of your heart?
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Yeah, I don't know. I'm not a doctor.
I'm a ball coach, so--
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Not today, though.
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Today, you're just
the world's biggest Catfish fan.
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- Yeah.
- [Tricia] Come on, come on!
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- Suck him, suck him! Ah!
- Oh, Jesus. No, no.
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I'm supposed, I'm supposed
to have a private suite.
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- Jake!
- Hey!
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There you are.
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- Oh.
- This is a private suite.
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It's just us.
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Oh, you look great.
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- Thank you.
- How've you been?
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- [Coach Hudson] Good.
- [Tricia] Good, good.
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'Cause I wanna engage
in some real shadowy
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Dick Cheney shit up here.
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Can we text plays to the sideline?
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- No.
- Why not?
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Doctor said I need to sit out
another week, so I'm sitting out.
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What are we supposed to do?
Just chit chat like two old gays?
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We cannot talk at all.
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- You could tell me about your divorce.
- [Coach Hudson sighs]
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Can I get a Diet Coke?
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Coach Hudson said no sodas.
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- Coach Hudson said?
- Coach Ricky Hudson?
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[Tricia]
Suck. Fuck. Suck a fuck!
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Did you see that?! Get it together!
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- [crowd cheering]
- [♪ band music playing]
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[players shouting]
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[players]
Lock in! Lock in!
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[cheerleaders]
F-I-S-H!
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Hold it back. Hold it back.
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[♪ tense music playing]
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[player] Run that shit, woo!
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Wide 80. Wide 80. Set.
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[grunting]
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[crowd cheering]
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[bodies thud]
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Coach!
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[muffled announcement]
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Hey, Chad.
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Forget it.
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Okey-dokey.
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- [whistle blows]
- [cheerleaders] S-P-I-R-I-T!
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Spirit! Let's hear it!
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[Chad] Ready?
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[indistinct shouting]
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Wide 80. Wide 80. Set.
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[grunting]
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- [whistle blows]
- [crowd groans]
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I think Chad Powers just died.
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[Danny] What?
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Yo, Chad, you good, bro?
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[in normal voice]
Uh, my shoulder! My shoulder.
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Damn, they hit him so hard
he talks different. Come on, y'all.
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Yeah, that man fucked up.
Hey, Coach.
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Fuck. Season's over. We're fired.
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I'm gonna be workin' at AutoZone again.
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[whistle blows]
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[Tricia] They killed him!
They killed Chad Powers!
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- Come on, kid, get up.
- [Tricia] This is despicable!
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♪
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Oh, shit, the nose!
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[Dr. John] Chad,
can you turn around for me?
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[in Chad's voice] Uh... I cannot.
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Powers, what's hurt, buddy?
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Oh, uh... I can't feel my body.
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Stand by. We might need
an ambulance out here.
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What? No! Oh, oh!
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Oh, sensation just came rushing back.
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Why are you covering your face, Chad?
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I think I broke my nose.
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Uh, let me take a look
at this shoulder here.
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Ow! Oh.
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Do you know how much money I spent
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rushin' these Chad masks
into production, Jake?
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It's a marginal amount relative
to my overall wealth,
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but in a vacuum, it's staggering.
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Listen, I know that Chad
is medicine-hesitant,
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but I need to take him back for X-rays.
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No! No, no, no, no,
don't-don't make me go.
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I don't wanna have
my bones photographed.
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Then you should've
got rid of the ball quicker.
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I'm gonna take him back. Come on.
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[Tricia] I'm callin' the NCAA!
I'm callin' the police!
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I got a messed-up nose.
I feel just like Pinocchio.
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Makes me think about
that little wooden boy.
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Pinocchio.
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Pinocchio!
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Hey, doc.
Check him for a concussion.
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This is more stupid than normal.
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Pinocchio!
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[♪ tense music playing]
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[whistle blows]
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Gerry!
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Gerry, what are you doing?
You're going in.
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No, I'm not. Chad's the Chosen One.
He'll return miraculously.
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Put your goddamn helmet on.
Get up. Let's go.
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[sighs]
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Women shouldn't swear.
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It's unbecoming.
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Thank you.
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- [Danny] Hey!
- Oh, my God.
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I was trying to get your attention.
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I was waving my flippers around.
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I don't ever wanna talk to you.
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Well, if you do want
you, your dad, and everyone else
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to keep their jobs, you're gonna have to.
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We have a Pinocchio.
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A what?
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[gate clanging]
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I can't be off the field.
People will know that I'm missing.
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You? I'm the one who's exposed.
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Whiskers is the sun
around which the fan experience orbits.
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What the hell are we doing here?
What is a, a "Pinocchio"?
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00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,412
Code. It means Chad's nose
came off under his helmet.
247
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,874
- Oh, my fuck! [sighs]
- Yeah.
248
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,461
Your code word is a famous liar?
249
00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:14,089
Don't poke holes
in our complex methodology.
250
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,591
They just took him back
to the locker room.
251
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,050
If they see his face, he's dead.
252
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,760
What the fuck do you want me
to do about it?
253
00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:20,470
You're a coach! Run interference.
254
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,014
- Get Chad out of there.
- No, dude.
255
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:25,601
I told him last week
I would help one time.
256
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:29,188
I'm not-- I am not a part
of this fucking freak show.
257
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,814
In 10 minutes, there's not gonna be
258
00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:32,399
a fucking freak show anymore.
259
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,945
Good. I won't do it. I won't be a hostage.
260
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,865
Okay.
261
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,825
[inhales deeply]
262
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,621
Forget about the team.
Forget about your dad.
263
00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:49,167
Do you, Ricky Hudson,
really wanna stop winning?
264
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,173
Are you really done with Chad Powers?
265
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,050
[Chad moaning]
266
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,635
Powers, I know you're hurt, buddy.
267
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:00,887
Shut the fuck up.
268
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,848
Get him on the table.
269
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,682
- Come on. Come on.
- Okay, uh.
270
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,142
Uh, ooh.
271
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,310
Let's get that helmet off.
272
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,395
Oh, I-I-I feel funny, y'all. I feel...
273
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,273
Chad, take your fucking helmet off.
Come on.
274
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,153
[Chad coughs, groans]
275
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,905
- [Chad] Oh, oh, oh, my God.
- Let's back up.
276
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:22,950
I think it's contagious.
I think it's contagious.
277
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,868
Okay, so I can give him a COVID test--
278
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,119
You shut your mouth!
279
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,288
If he's got Coronavirus,
he'll be out for God knows how long.
280
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,499
- You don't wanna know if he's sick?
- I wanna get him back on the field.
281
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,502
Am I the only one in here
that realizes we're at fuckin' war?!
282
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,670
- Coach?
- What?!
283
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,130
I've got Coach Ricky out here
askin' for you.
284
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,175
Alright, I'm-- I-I just need you
to X-ray the shoulder.
285
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,095
If it's dislocated,
you pop it back in place.
286
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,179
What about his broken nose?
287
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,099
Then pop that back in too!
288
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,434
- Okay. Hey. Hey, Chad. Listen.
- Oh.
289
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,478
We're gonna take off your jersey
so we can do some imaging.
290
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,106
- Don't touch me!
- [Coach Dobbs] Ricky.
291
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,856
Big Scott.
292
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:55,942
[Coach Dobbs] What?
293
00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:00,153
What? Who? Di-Did Byrd send you down here?
What are you doin'?
294
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,407
No. No, no, I ju-- I just came on my own.
295
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:05,075
I just, uh...
296
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,160
[clicks tongue] How's Chad?
297
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,662
Get off! Get off!
298
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,665
Chad! Chad!
Chad, you're hurt and possibly viral.
299
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,749
I need you to take a breath!
300
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,584
Ah, you're just trying to calm me down!
301
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,337
I've been very upfront about that!
302
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,048
[sighs]
303
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:23,594
[♪ tense music playing]
304
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,684
- Oh, my God.
- [shouts]
305
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,061
Aah!
306
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,063
[clatter]
307
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,233
♪
308
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,198
[band member]
Five, six, seven, eight!
309
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,872
Goddamnit.
310
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,331
Maybe I can-- Maybe I can go back there
311
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,250
- and just try to chill him out.
- Wh--
312
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,085
'Cause I sort of speak his language.
313
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,254
- You know what I mean?
- Yeah? Do I? Do you speak dumbass?
314
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,089
Is that right? Are-Are you,
are you fluent in fuckin' dumbass?
315
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,842
Okay. Can I fucking just try to help?
316
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,011
Alright. Screw it.
317
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,096
Maybe you can figure out
what's eating Gilbert Grape.
318
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:12,143
[sighs]
319
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,312
[chuckles]
320
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,315
[laughing]
321
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,235
Fuck!
322
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,905
- Jesus.
- What happened? Where's Chad?
323
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,948
I don't know.
They said he, like, escaped.
324
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,159
He's on the run.
325
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,078
He's doing the plan.
326
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,955
What plan?
327
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,291
You're both insane.
He's gonna get caught.
328
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,878
I think you're forgetting,
Chad's a quarterback.
329
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,215
He sees the field, avoids the danger,
and makes the play.
330
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:46,594
May be hard to believe,
but he really is a master of disguise.
331
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,430
[crowd cheering]
332
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,405
[Tricia] If I have to keep watching
Gerry Dougan play football,
333
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,784
I swear to you, Jake,
I will commit ritualistic seppuku.
334
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,161
- Gerry's keepin' us in the game.
- I will slit my belly.
335
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,413
Well, then hopefully Chad shows up
for the second half.
336
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:16,998
Hope is for the impoverished.
337
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,626
I need to know.
I need access to information.
338
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:22,003
Wait. What are you doin'?
Are you goin' down there?
339
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,548
I gotta go out there and do
my Find the Fish promotion at halftime.
340
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,591
And then, I'm gonna find out
what is up with Chad
341
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,511
because, unlike you,
I actually care about this team.
342
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,888
The second I go on the sideline
or in the locker room,
343
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,390
- I'm the coach again.
- [chuckles]
344
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,809
If you are gonna retire,
then just do it already.
345
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,894
You don't have a goddamn clue
what you're talkin' about.
346
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,689
Then when are you
gon' be out there coachin'?
347
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,107
When the doctor clears me.
348
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,317
Oh, drop it, Jake.
349
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,445
My name's on that cardiology wing.
350
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,948
I know he said you can never come back.
351
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,788
Well, if you know what he said...
352
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,708
then why are you encouraging me?
353
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,626
Listen to me.
354
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:06,298
I would vote for AOC
if it meant us winnin' a Natty.
355
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,926
I mean, truly I would.
And I'm just a booster.
356
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,972
But you, you are
the goddamn head ball coach.
357
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:18,685
And that heart right there
is probably gon' kill you one day,
358
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:19,896
one way or another.
359
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,066
But you get your name
on that trophy, Jake...
360
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,944
you gon' live forever.
361
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,614
[pats shoulder]
362
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,578
[announcer speaking]
363
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,125
Don't worry. He'll be here.
364
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,920
Can you remotely comprehend
how deranged this is?
365
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,880
Why is what we're doing so transgressive?
366
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,506
People already assume everything's fake.
367
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:49,925
They actually prefer it.
368
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,218
Not in sports.
369
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,303
Well, all you coaches were happy
to suspend disbelief
370
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,347
when the miracle QB fell outta the sky.
371
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,390
That's why we do this,
you fucking nihilist.
372
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,726
That was my dream, to be part
of something remarkable.
373
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,645
Well, there's one thing we have in common.
374
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:04,564
[cell phone ringing]
375
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,857
- [Danny] Who is it?
- It's Coach Hudson.
376
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,193
You need to throw him off the scent.
377
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,693
No, I'm-I'm not lying to my dad.
378
00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:11,613
Okay, George Washington,
then don't answer.
379
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,657
I have to answer.
What if he's having a heart attack?
380
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,034
Hi, Dad.
381
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,702
Ricky, are you with Powers?
382
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,204
Um, it's the middle of the game.
383
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,456
Y-You shouldn't be worrying about this.
384
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,668
I'm not worrying.
I'm just checking the status of Chad.
385
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:28,171
Uh, Chad's status is all good.
We're gonna find him.
386
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:32,175
Find him? What do you mean, find him?
Where the hell is he?
387
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:36,137
Um, Dad, just you watch
the game and relax, okay?
388
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,265
Just-Just relax. And no soda, please.
389
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,725
[panting]
390
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,812
I love you.
391
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,442
- [in normal voice] Pinocchio.
- Pinocchio.
392
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:51,112
We can fix the nose,
but what about your shoulder?
393
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,614
I think it's too risky
goin' back to the trainers.
394
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,949
I gotta pop this shit back in myself.
395
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,285
You could seriously mess up
your shoulder doing that.
396
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,913
I appreciate your concern,
but we got it under control.
397
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,708
Yeah. For sure. The entire staff
isn't scouring the stadium
398
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,419
looking for you
like the fucking Unabomber.
399
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:11,089
One: the Unabomber
eluded authorities for 17 years.
400
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,049
Please don't get him started
on the Unabomber.
401
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,468
And two: I thought ya didn't
wanna be a part of this.
402
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,220
I don't wanna be a part of this!
403
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,305
But did you forget last weekend
404
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,057
when you threatened my family
and my career?
405
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,684
"If Chad goes down,
the whole program goes down"?
406
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:25,645
That wasn't a threat.
That was information.
407
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,064
I was unfurling a path,
a potential outcome.
408
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,609
Okay, clearly, everyone's
still carrying around some anger,
409
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,152
but right now, can we focus?
410
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,154
I-I-I'm actually not angry. I'm good.
411
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,780
I'm just more angry that I fell for it.
412
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,826
Because everything you say
is so deeply fucking stupid.
413
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,369
Chad is stupid.
414
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,121
That is the point of the character.
415
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,707
I am making deliberate creative choices.
416
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,918
Yeah. How'd you escape?
What'd you say? What'd you say?
417
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,378
What'd you say?
Did you say you gotta doo doo?
418
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,005
Well, I tried, but...
419
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,215
Yeah. Whenever he's gotta
leave a room, just perfect.
420
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,842
Oh, doo doo time.
421
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,470
I tried to tell you, man.
The doo doo thing's a crutch.
422
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,515
What do you want me to say?
"I gotta go order DirecTV"?
423
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,810
Everybody shits. It's a grounded excuse.
424
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,980
It's hard to lie all the time.
425
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,816
It's a lot harder being lied to.
426
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,404
[sighs]
427
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,490
I gotta get back to the team.
428
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:21,577
I... Just please,
please do not get caught.
429
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,040
[Sasha] Danny? Where are you?
430
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,251
Danny? Danny?
431
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,921
- [whispers] Hide.
- [whispers] What...
432
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,548
[groaning]
433
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,635
[Sasha] Danny?!
434
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,264
What the fuck are you doing?
435
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,266
Moisturizing. You should try it.
436
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:46,935
Your skin looks like an old wallet.
437
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,561
[Sasha] Second quarter's almost over.
438
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,355
You forgot Find the Fish, didn't you?
439
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,607
It's only your literal
biggest responsibility as Whiskers.
440
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,901
God, I actually cannot wait
until you get fired.
441
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,403
[shoe squeaks]
442
00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,280
[♪ tense music playing]
443
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,574
You're right. I did forget.
444
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,575
I don't know what I was thinking.
445
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,285
[Sasha]
First, you missed last week, now this.
446
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,079
Something's going on with you.
447
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,665
I'm just really worried about Chad.
448
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,917
'Kay.
449
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,001
Thank you for being here for me.
450
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,586
I'm not here for you. I actually hate you.
451
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,005
So, let me go.
452
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,551
Come on.
I don't wanna let our fans down.
453
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,433
Are you coming?
454
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:29,437
♪
455
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,566
Sasha? Wait. Hold on. Wait.
456
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,528
[sighs]
457
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,238
I thought you had a boy in here.
458
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,323
Pfft... Before Find the Fish?
459
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,326
That-- Pfft. That would be crazy.
460
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,287
[Sasha] Hmm.
461
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,166
♪
462
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,294
- [Russ] Oh, fuck...
- [Ricky] Now what, genius?
463
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:55,670
Look, I'm just gonna find a bathroom.
464
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,505
I'm gonna put the nose on myself.
465
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:58,715
Oh, no.
466
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,009
What?
467
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:01,844
The nose.
468
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,053
I know it's called Find the Fish,
469
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,930
but we always, and I mean always,
470
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,807
gotta bring it back around
to Yeager chicken.
471
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,810
So, I want y'all to find
the chicken within and do it for Ch--
472
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,898
Hey! You! Hussy! Put your mask on.
473
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,693
And you, little Indian boy, come here.
474
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,114
What is goin' on with Chad?
475
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,157
I have no clue.
476
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,576
Uh-huh. I find that odd
477
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,704
since you two are attached
at the motherfuckin' flipper.
478
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,415
Alright, y'all, come on.
479
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,961
We gotta get some big chicken energy.
Let's Find That Fish.
480
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,129
Where's this spit us out?
481
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,590
Club level. There's places to hide there.
482
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,549
- [Russ] Are you sure?
- [fans cheering]
483
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,384
[Ricky] Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
484
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:44,719
Oh, shit.
485
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,179
No, no.
486
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,514
Goddamnit.
487
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,725
- Club level?
- Must be one flight up.
488
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,018
You're probably in situations
like this all the time, right?
489
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,312
Like, daily?
490
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,567
Absolutely not.
491
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,029
[Ricky] I'm gonna need therapy
for the rest of my life.
492
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,033
[Russ] You should go back down
on the field. I got this.
493
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,743
- [Ricky] What about the nose?
- [Russ] Danny has it.
494
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,038
I just gotta find him
so we can get it back on.
495
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,462
Can I ask you something?
496
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,463
What?
497
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:23,801
What were you gonna say before,
on the sideline?
498
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,555
I saw that the D End
had your snap count timed.
499
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,932
I was gonna tell you
to switch up your cadence.
500
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:31,892
And you didn't say anything?
501
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,061
No, I didn't.
502
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:36,689
'Cause you wanted him to kill me.
503
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:40,651
Or I guess, if you had your wish,
I would just do it myself.
504
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,236
Okay. I-I can't with this.
505
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,821
- [mask clatters]
- Why don't you--
506
00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,615
Why don't you put yourself in my shoes?
Have you?
507
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:50,994
Imagine if I took off my face
and-and fucked your stepmom?
508
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:53,788
I don't have a stepmom.
My dad is an openly gay man.
509
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,083
Okay. Imagine if I fucked your stepdad.
510
00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:59,961
But the stepdad would be gay,
so that doesn't even make--
511
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:01,212
Okay, I get what you mean.
512
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,799
Do you? Do you get it?
513
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:07,719
I said I was sorry.
514
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,138
That doesn't fix it.
515
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:17,313
And-And not to be, like, whatever,
but what I said on the bus...
516
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,190
That you wish I'd killed myself.
517
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,529
Have you seriously
never heard that before?
518
00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,577
Not from someone I care about.
519
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,500
[Coach Dobbs] Yo! Ricky!
520
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:40,920
- Hey!
- Go.
521
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,632
Anything? Any luck?
522
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,841
No, he-- No.
523
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:49,510
Goddamnit!
Just like my dog, Rusty, man.
524
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:53,432
He got abdominal cancer
and ran off and died behind a TJ Maxx.
525
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,142
How is it like that?
526
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,478
[Coach Dobbs] His shoulder's fucked.
527
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,688
Wherever he's hidin',
he's in a lotta pain.
528
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:06,110
You just see how reliant the Catfish
offense has been on Chad Powers.
529
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,237
Without him, they can't move the ball.
530
00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,531
If he can play in the second half,
he's gotta be out there.
531
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,201
Yeah, obviously, Boog, Chad Powers
is not the only important piece
532
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,702
the Catfish are missing.
533
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:17,330
Coach Jake Hudson's still recovering
from a heart attack
534
00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,707
he suffered 10 days ago
at his home in Dawson.
535
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:22,543
[Booger] [on TV] Yeah. It's tough, man.
Your heart goes out to Coach Hudson.
536
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,963
This is a guy who everybody loves,
537
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,090
but his teams always
come up a little bit short.
538
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:28,508
They just can't quite get over the hump.
539
00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:33,513
[Kevin] And it felt like this season,
top 5, undefeated, maybe he finally would.
540
00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:35,598
[Booger] Exactly.
This was gonna be his year.
541
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,141
But you gotta prioritize your health.
542
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,685
So, Coach, get well soon.
543
00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:40,895
Our thoughts and our prayers
go out to you and your family.
544
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:43,731
[indistinct chatter]
545
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,276
[♪ dramatic music playing]
546
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,754
[door closes]
547
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,173
[man] Someone's in here.
548
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:14,972
[heavy breathing]
549
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,766
[footsteps]
550
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:27,526
[♪ tense music playing]
551
00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,534
Go Fish.
552
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:45,001
Alrighty, y'all.
It is time to Find the Fish!
553
00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,962
Woo! If Whiskers is in your section,
554
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:49,130
- you're gonna win...
- Oh, my God.
555
00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,340
...a free Yeager Chicken Box.
556
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,217
Wh-- Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
557
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,720
- I think I see him.
- Yes! Danny!
558
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,722
- [Tricia] Nope, nope.
- [Russ] Shit.
559
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:58,931
- [Tricia] I thought that was him.
- Come on!
560
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,767
[Tricia]
He's a slippery little fella, isn't he?
561
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,018
Find the fucking fish.
562
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,853
Now, chicken is, of course,
563
00:26:03,854 --> 00:26:06,147
commonly known as fish of the land.
564
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:08,900
And that's just one
of the many chicken facts I have--
565
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:11,527
- Oh! Wait a minute, y'all. Hold on.
- [Russ] Come on, come on, come on.
566
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,029
- [Tricia] Looky there.
- Let's go, come on!
567
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,615
- [Tricia] [squeals] We found the fish!
- There you are, there you are! Yes!
568
00:26:15,616 --> 00:26:19,410
- [Tricia] Section 219, y'all.
- 219!
569
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,455
219! 219!
570
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,373
I love that fish.
571
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,668
[♪ dramatic music playing]
572
00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,464
[Russ grunting]
573
00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,635
Excuse me.
574
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,640
[panting]
575
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:42,893
[fans cheering]
576
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,197
Danny? Danny?
577
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,908
Get inside.
578
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:01,161
Oh! Holy shit!
579
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,538
Your twerking saved us.
580
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:06,082
Duh. Throw that ass in a circle,
good things happen.
581
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,708
Are we allowed to be in here?
582
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,169
I take naps in here all the time.
583
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,588
Hey, y'all, I'm Tricia Yeager,
584
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,590
and on behalf of Yeager Family Farms,
585
00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:16,509
I wanna invite you to come on in,
586
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:19,428
sit back, relax, and express.
587
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:20,973
[knock on door]
588
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,018
[in Chad voice] Ocupado. [stammers]
589
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:29,438
[stammers] Baby, it's a leche.
590
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:31,650
[Ricky] Really good.
Yeah. Very convincing.
591
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:35,820
[in normal voice] [whispers] Hey.
592
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,406
Hi... Can I come in?
593
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:39,533
Yeah.
594
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:45,581
What are you-- What are you doin' here?
595
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,791
I, uh, ditched Dobbs and found the fish.
596
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:50,334
Wait, did you tell him
you were takin' a shit?
597
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,044
No. Shut up.
598
00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:56,341
Okay, um, before we do the nose,
take off your jacket.
599
00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:58,843
Take off my...
600
00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,387
- Yeah.
- Why?
601
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,472
I'm gonna fix your shoulder.
602
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:06,726
Oh. Oh, fuck. Have you done this before?
603
00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:08,311
No. No, I haven't, but--
604
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:09,520
You've never done this before?
605
00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,063
I watched a TikTok video
on the way over here.
606
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,024
- You watched a TikTok?
- People do it all the time.
607
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,067
- I don't think it's a good idea.
- It's gonna hurt. Okay?
608
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:16,360
- Yeah, it's gonna fuckin' hurt.
- Very badly.
609
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,321
Look, uh, this thing's out
of its socket right now.
610
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,991
- Russ.
- [heavy breathing]
611
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,956
Okay. Ooh. Easy, easy, easy.
612
00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:31,251
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- [Russ exhales forcefully]
613
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:35,464
I'm sorry.
614
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:38,550
Okay?
615
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,218
Okay.
616
00:28:43,221 --> 00:28:45,432
Ooh. Alright.
617
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,980
[breathing heavily]
618
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:54,316
Oh.
619
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,027
- [bones crack]
- Oh!
620
00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:00,906
Okay.
621
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:05,077
[heavy breathing]
622
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,121
Oh.
623
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,624
Does it feel better?
624
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,713
Yeah. Kinda.
625
00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:22,760
[Tricia] [on TV] Congratulations.
You've expressed your mammaries.
626
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,720
A baby drank from your udders,
627
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:27,099
so I bet you're hungry for some chicken.
628
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:30,477
Scan this QR code to place an order.
629
00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:33,271
[thudding]
630
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:38,110
[crowd cheering]
631
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:45,242
[♪ dramatic music playing]
632
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:49,370
Please, ref. Time out. Time out.
633
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:50,788
No, wait.
What-What are you, what are you doing?
634
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,249
No. I was about to lead
my offense into battle!
635
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,835
[Coach Byrd]
Chad, where the hell were you?
636
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,295
It's a tunnel-ly stadium.
637
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,840
I found him in the women's bathroom.
638
00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,133
Oh.
639
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,177
Doc, come here. Check him out.
Don't fuckin' move!
640
00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:07,222
- Alright. Alright.
- Arms up.
641
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,307
[Coach Hudson] Powers!
642
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:12,727
Oh, my God, Coach.
Are you serious?
643
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,520
I'm j-- I'm just checkin' on everybody.
644
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:15,938
Doctor didn't clear you for two weeks.
645
00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:17,816
Well, it's basically been two weeks.
646
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,651
I just wanna know
how my quarterback is doin'.
647
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,280
Oh, healthy as a horse.
648
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,119
I'm good, Coach.
649
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:33,999
I'm not sure I believe you, son.
650
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:41,548
But whatever's goin' on,
we'll figure it out together.
651
00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,008
Alright?
652
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,553
Alrighty.
653
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,681
The shoulder's okay.
I still think we should test for COVID.
654
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,434
- Fuck no!
- Fuck!
655
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:53,977
[Coach Dobbs] God!
656
00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:58,315
It's your call, Vic.
657
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,027
What the hell you waitin' on, Powers?
658
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,195
Get your ass out there.
659
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,363
Alright.
660
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:08,825
[crowd cheering]
661
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:10,535
Hey, Chad.
662
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,462
The snap count.
663
00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:22,756
Right.
664
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:26,593
Thanks, Coach.
665
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:32,849
[♪ "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"
by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell playing]
666
00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:37,312
♪ Listen, baby... ♪
667
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,647
Alright, alright.
They're jumpin' the count.
668
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,898
We're goin' on "turbo."
669
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:43,109
- We're burnin' 'em deep. And...
- [players] Break!
670
00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:45,694
♪
671
00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:48,614
♪ If you need me, call me
no matter where you are... ♪
672
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,784
[Chad] Easy, easy, easy!
673
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:52,993
[indistinct], set.
674
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,912
♪ Just call my name ♪
675
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,915
♪ I'll be there in a hurry... ♪
676
00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,251
- [thuds]
- [player groans]
677
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:03,088
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough... ♪
678
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:07,508
- [whistle blows]
- [crowd cheering]
679
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:10,678
♪ Ain't no river wide enough ♪
680
00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:13,889
♪ To keep me from gettin' to you, baby ♪
681
00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:16,684
♪ Remember the day I set you free... ♪
682
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:19,311
- [all cheering]
- ♪ I told you you could always ♪
683
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,938
♪ Count on me, darlin' ♪
684
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:24,441
♪ From that day on, I made a vow ♪
685
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,904
♪ I'll be there when you want me
someway, somehow ♪
686
00:32:28,321 --> 00:32:29,530
♪ Oh, baby, there ♪
687
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:32,950
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪
688
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,620
♪ Ain't no valley low enough ♪
689
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:40,374
- ♪ Ain't no river wide enough ♪
- [players hollering]
690
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,668
♪ To keep me from gettin' to you, babe ♪
691
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,962
[Chad] There you go. Woo!
692
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,464
♪ Oh, no, darlin' ♪
693
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:51,177
♪ No wind, no rain ♪
694
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:53,888
♪ Or winter's cold ♪
695
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:56,015
♪ Can stop me, baby ♪
696
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,683
♪ No, no, baby ♪
697
00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,101
♪ 'Cause you are my goal ♪
698
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:02,271
♪ If you're ever in trouble,
I'll be there on the double ♪
699
00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:06,525
- ♪ Just send for me... ♪
- [♪ tense music playing]
700
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,028
- ♪ My love is alive ♪
- ♪ Woo ♪
701
00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:12,865
♪ Way down in my heart,
although we are miles apart ♪
702
00:33:12,866 --> 00:33:16,076
♪ If you ever need a helpin' hand ♪
703
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:19,496
♪ I'll be there on the double,
just as fast as I can ♪
704
00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,081
♪ Don't you know that there ♪
705
00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:24,710
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪
706
00:33:24,711 --> 00:33:28,380
♪ Ain't no valley low enough ♪
707
00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:32,009
♪ Ain't no river wide enough ♪
708
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,386
♪ To keep me from gettin' to you, babe ♪
709
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,763
♪ Don't ya know that there ♪
710
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:39,350
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪
711
00:33:39,351 --> 00:33:42,978
♪ Ain't no valley low enough ♪
712
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:46,649
♪ Ain't no river wide enough ♪
713
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:50,277
♪ Ain't no mountain high enough ♪
714
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:53,615
- ♪ Ain't no valley low enough ♪
- [♪ song fades out]
715
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:06,544
[♪ fanfare]